jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

king:

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

faithmp3:

faithmp3:

the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

I was going to elaborate but I don’t think I could capture it as well as some ppl in the tags

justsomeantifas:

My little brother has brain cancer

We found out in 2016:

see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life, 

he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.

If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done 

you can donate here: 

https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3

here is his gofundme he made: 

https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment

If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.

ulibeanz:

also u all know that the manic pixie dream girl trope is supposed 2 be a discussion about male wish fulfillment and misogyny in storytelling not a new way 2 ridicule girls right 

glittahgurl:

jehovahhthickness:

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

Educators that actually care about you succeeding no matter how many times you fail at first are a godsend

automatic-caution-door:

xelamanrique318:

Destiny’s Child: ladies leave ya man at home. the club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.

5 year old me:

bewbin:

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

tonystarke:

You remember the last time I saw you?

MOONLIGHT (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins

fuckyahumor:

my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*

me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

thewallsofconcrete:

Cora Latz and Etta Perkins. The two met in 1972 and were together 26 years.